Again with the Begging!

Ok so there has been a significant decrease in my blogging. It is directly related to not being able to lay on the couch and type this. I actually have to sit in a chair and type at a desktop computer. I sit at a desk and computer for 9 hours a day thus the reason I have not done this at home. Its funny how different a laptop on the couch can feel. Isn't it a sad world when this is my complaint. I am talking about having to walk into another room and sitting at my nice computer to type pointless sentences on a website. There are still people that don't know what a website is. I know I am spoiled. I just thank God for the blessings he has provided.

As I type this I am updating my Iphone with the newest OS. I am a little behind when it comes to the apple world. I should have done this on midnight last Thursday or something like that but I am still PC in my heart. I am also downloading "Act of Congress"'s album. Great blog Lacey and for your information I have already spread the news to a buddy at work. He is downloading their album too.

I would like to acknowledge Baret who is a loyal follower and I can always count on her to comment (there are others as well but she is brought up for differnt reasons). One, she married a beautiful man (Nick, SHhhhhhhhhhh. We will always have Jackson). Second, did anybody read her comment on my last blog. That is great. Neal all the way

I have had a crazy June. Refer to Blair's blog for details but to sum it up: This is the first weekend I have been home in the past 6 weeks.

I am now going to jump into a fantasy world and describe how my day should have gone to make for a good blog:

Today my alarm went off at its usual time, 6:30 am. Monkey knew I was tired so he jumped out of his sock drawer and hit snooze for me. I didn't even have to get out of my cover cocoon. What a sweet monkey. The alarm proceeded to ring again 15 mins later. This time monkey slapped me like that scene in "Night at the Museum". He loves that movie because there is a lot of "monkey regulating on human" action. I then jumped out of bed and ran to the shower. While in the shower Dave Matthews played me a nice acoustic song. He was staying the night last night after his concert. He was tired and didn't want to ride the bus so I told him he could stay for free if he played while I showered. I then went to the all-you-can-eat french toast buffet in my kitchen. This is maintained by my staff of assistants (Had to get assistants because my fans send so much fan mail I had to hire someone to write them back and sign my name). After my 3rd helping of french toast I climbed a ladder. I then proceed to jump into my pants (1 leg at a time is for normal people) and button up my shirt. I was off to work. When I got to work my boss met me at my desk and thanked me for coming in. He wanted me to know I would never get fired because he loves my blog. But I told him that I needed to get to work that I would talk to him later. After he was gone, I let monkey out of my lunch box. He isn't suppose to be there because Harris has a strict no monkey policy but I let him stay in my bottom right drawer in my desk. Its one of the folder drawers so its like a 5 start resort to him. I started the work day by saving America (TWICE!). Just a little thing I do in my spare time. But then I had to stop fooling around, I had a meeting. At the meeting I scheduled three more meetings to discuss what went on at the meeting and to figure out when we were meeting again. I then scheduled a follow-up meeting because I forgot what I was suppose to actually accomplish after the first meeting. By the time I escaped from that meeting it was lunch time. For lunch a couple of my co-workers and I decided to teleport to Auburn,Al for some good bar-b-que. I was so happy I had invented that teleport machine yesterday at work during my coffee break. We finished up lunch, said bye to Bo Jackson and headed back to Florida. It turns out I was late for another meeting. Oops, forgot to set that outlook reminder. It was ok, I rewound time with my watch and made it on-time. I then realized that I controlled time and fast-forwarded it to 5:30. I then packed monkey up, who was asleep. It was so cute. We jumped into my lambo and cruised down to the beach. When I got to the beach I was instantly met by Jack Johnson for my surf lessons. We hit the waves for a little while and grabbed a muffin at this great local joint called the Blueberry Muffin. I was pretty spent so I went on home. When I got home Emeril had a nice gumbo waiting for me and monkey. It was BAM! GOooooooood. I then decided I would relax a little and get a massage while watching sportscenter and writing this blog. Man, I am so glad that none of this story was made up. No wonder life is good. NO but really. Life is good.